This post was originally published in February 2017 and last updated in January 2022. This post contains affiliate links. See my disclaimer for more.
Let's make Valentine's Day our second Halloween! There are a few fantastic memes and images to this effect floating around Instagram, and every time I see them - no matter how many times I've liked them before - I always like them again.
It's an idea I wholeheartedly stand behind. Why?
Well, aside from never being one to say no to more Halloween, I've also always thought Valentine's Day is a little...silly. I don't think we should choose one day a year to show or tell someone we love them - those days should happen at random throughout the year.
So how do we make February 14th more Halloween-y? By putting a little bit of spooky fun into it, of course!
I've rounded up 14 Halloween Valentines on Etsy that are perfect for the Gomez to your Morticia (or vice versa...or the Gomez to your Gomez...or, well, you get the picture!). Some are physical cards, others are digital downloads so you can print them yourself - but I'm sure you'll find at least one Halloween Valentine to fall in love with in this collection.
14 Halloween Valentines on Etsy
1. Vintage Ghost Valentine
It always amazes me how many vintage Valentines have a spooky twist on them, like this ghost! Etsy is a great spot for originals and reproductions alike. GET IT HERE
2. Batsh!% Crazy Over You
You can never go wrong with bat puns in my book, and this little lovesick guy is just too cute not to send! GET IT HERE
3. Classroom Zombie Valentines
These little zombie classroom Valentines are so adorable...you almost forget they're zombies! Plus they're a download, so they're a perfect last-minute option. GET IT HERE
4. You Stole My Heart
You can never go wrong with an anatomical heart on Valentine's Day, like this card from Frankie Stange Art. GET IT HERE
5. 80s Horror Valentines
I have such a soft spot for Valentine cards that are like the ones we used to give out in school. If you're an 80s horror fan, you'll love this set! GET IT HERE
6. Beetlejuice Valentine
The one for if the Maitland's are your afterlife #couplegoals. GET IT HERE
7. Ghostface Valentine
Love a "Scream" fan? They'll...scream...when they open this Valentine's Day card from you! GET IT HERE
8. Michael Myers Valentine
You'll definitely have a knife February 14th if you receive this card! GET IT HERE
9. St. Valentine's Skull
For the person who loves history...and might be a craniomaniac. GET IT HERE
10. Plague Doctor
In case you want to lead into these "unprecedented times" this Valentine's Day...GET IT HERE
11. Ouija Be My Valentine?
We all know I love a good spirit board goodie to buy, and this Valentine card is absolutely perfect in my book! GET IT HERE
12. More Than Halloween
A card only appropriate for someone you really, really love. Because loving someone more than Halloween is a lot. GET IT HERE
13. Black Phillip
If Valoween had a mascot, it would 100% need to be Black Phillip. GET IT HERE
14. Always and Forever
And finally...the card for when you finally find someone to spend your life with until you drop dead. GET IT HERE
Which Halloween Valentine would you send your love?
Or better yet...which one would you send to me?